today xp suddenly popped me a stupid scenario question

"imagine one nite you are too hungry in your dream and then you started eating me up; then the next day when you wake up, you see me in blood lying beside you. how would you react?"

-_-|| right?

my first reaction was telling him that it is impossible! how could he not feel pain when i chew on him? (sounds like some scary movie) and with his strength and size he can pin me down easily (altho it's not like i am very small, he is big!) so this could never, never happen.

then he kept saying that, in normal case, it wont; but when it comes to me and food, anything is possible -_-|| what the??? and i might bite him to death in just one bite so he would have been still in his dreamland and no chance to react at all

then again i told him its impossible to bite him to death in just one bite, cos his skin and flesh are all so thick and hard. he said he would die if the bite lands on his neck

its like double -_-||

so we experimented all kinds of slpg positions which could land my 'fangs' on his vital point and..

i shouldnt touch on the details because it was SO unnecessary! the conclusion is: his stupid weird scary scenario will never, ever, happen! yay~

"why would you ask me this question?"

"because you always ask me weird question, so its time i ask you!"

-_-||

i dunno why we spent so much time on this kind of -_-|| -_-|| 'experiements' but i think once in a while its fun =P (but it doesnt happen just once in a while..) couples do do stupid things together ya.. haha..